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| Sunday, September 18, 2005 |
| Requirements for Sheena's future husband |
Oh yah.. Eddy and me promised to do a little write up on Sheena. He is going to write what he learnt about Sheena in the 3 wks we are here and I am going to write the neccessary requirements her future husband must meet.. here goes:
1) must be willing to wash and iron clothes. This includes sunning them and doing the laundry on regular basis. (ps: this includes all the other household chores too)
2) must know how to cook. Not just instant noodles and eggs as she can do those too. The more exotic, the better.
3) Have patience. Not just ordinary dose of patience but plenty! As Sheena has indicated that she is someone that is very indecisive so she needs plenty of time. If you are always in a rush, sorry you do not qualify.
4) She likes men to be decisive. If you are haw-ish by nature, sorry u will just piss her off.
5) However, the future husband cannot make all the decisions, she likes to make some too. No, it doesn't contradict with the pt mentioned above.
6) Please do not expect her to read the newspaper. She will most glad if you read it to her. Want to know the reason why, ask her.
7) If you are messy, dirty or hate to bathe, sorry you do not qualify too! This means there cannot be hair everywhere, must bathe twice a day and do not wear shoes while driving her car.
8) Women are all suckers for pain, Sheena is no exception. So please must know how to play the 'fishing' game. Want to know what it means, ask moi!
9) Oh she loves guys who can blow her away intellectually. No it doesnt mean that having a 1st class honour will do, it means saying things that will make her go "wow... I didn't know that". Eddy once commented that this is not a difficult condition (sheena go kill him k). However, those guys that do not read.. u need not apply.
10) She needs constant love and attention. Although being financially stable is impt, someone that spends 14hrs a day working is not suitable. Gals like guys to do little sweet things for them so if you are a not romantic in nature, sorry Sheena will not like you.
Actually I can think of tons more, but think these are among the most important. Guys if you do not meet any requirements, or think that its too tough, I am sorry to tell you not to waste Sheena's time.
OKies, completed my task. Now I am going to take a nap and enjoy the wonderful "typhoon signal 1" weather. |
posted by thesillypurpledog @ 2:39 PM  |
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oei esther babe.. omg.. you really went to write about me?? haha.. ok... now.. i'm officially gonna be unwanted for a really lonng time.. haha.. - sheenie
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haha, so u have figured out what sheena needs for a husband, so what about u?
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oei esther babe.. omg.. you really went to write about me?? haha.. ok... now.. i'm officially gonna be unwanted for a really lonng time.. haha.. - sheenie